Tuesday 15 September 2009

habis, pak...in other words...we're all outta petrol!

Tuesday 15th September 2009

ok, so you look at the petrol gauge on your bike and you think...oh ow...i'm almost outta petrol so i need to get my motorised ass to the nearest pump and top up...you drive for awhile and the panic sets in because you are coming dangerously close to push mode...where you're gonna have to work up those arnie schwarzenegger muscles into a frenzy as you potentially push your bike a kilometre or two or three. then up ahead, you catch sight of the equivalent of the golden arches in petrol terms...the red and white sign that equals pertamina aka the pompa bensin aka the petrol station. you cruise in...all smiles...all pleased with yourself because you made it...with still a few drops of precious petrol in the tank...and you're greeted with a sign...a sign that says 'habis, pak'...wtf??? for those of us lucky to understand it simply means, 'finished, mr' and when you translate it into the reality check...it means...no more PETROL! huh? what? no way! oh yes...this is indonesia...petrol runs out, things don't run on time, people get paid under the table...you know...the usual...however, although the petrol station has run out of petrol...the good news is that the little warung...just next door is stacked with bottles lining a shelf FULL of petrol and ready to top up any depleted motorised traveller who's thirsty machine is in need of some juice! thank god for the little people...you gotta love this place...it makes millionaires outta the little people! (mind you, millionaires here do not translate into millionaires in the real world! but you get the idea!)

6 comments:

Sputnik said...

=) be careful though, sometimes the street vendor's batch might be mixed with water, not good for your ride in the long term...but pick one trusted vendor and get to know them, less inclined for them to do that to non strangers!

Kacie said...

Love that sign. Awesome.

Jeni said...

Well written! I was thoroughly entertained. You had a grat attitude! Live&learn but have some fun in the journey - good & bad! Se' la vi!

Unknown said...

sputnik, i rarely use the warungs for petrol...unlses of course as a last resort...

thanks, kacie...i had to take a photo of it, even though after i did i saw a no photos sign and the attendant had a less than friendly look on his face!

yup, jeni...it's the only way to be...just go with the flow ;) it's bali after all!

Jeni said...

I fell upon another blog that had some Bali to blog about. I shared your blog with her & she really liked it. She will be sharing with her viewers :)! Hers is: www.wanderingpam.blogspot.com. You may like hers too.
Happy travels!

Unknown said...

hi jeni, thanks for passing on my blog and i will be sure to check the one your recommended out :)